Dear Charlotte Russe, Regions Bank, and BCF,
I could really use some (full-time) employment. Help a sista out?
Dear GameStop,
You and I need to talk. Who said you could make Husband work a midnight release, causing him to have to spend the night away from me?
Dear Brother,
Please come spend the night so bad guys won't get me.
Dear Olive,
You're so pitiful with your hurt leg. Oh, it breaks my heart.
Dear Money,
Where'd you go?
Dear Husband,
Thanks for always letting me take up 75% of the bed and 85% of the comforter.
Think of all the lovely discounts you could have if Charlotte Russe hears your cry!
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