To the random stranger toddler baby in the car next to us.
"Oh! Hi! I got blanket! I Hutch! I boy!"
"I not silly! It’s me!"
Me: "Hutch, why are you crying?"
"I don’t knoooooooooow."
Yep, he’s mine.
"I NOT mean. I HAPPY!"
Said with pouty face.
Praying...
"Ring around the rosie..."
"I want Donalds!"
"Hey! I happy!"
Exiting the restaurant bathroom...
"I DID IT! I pee out my penis! I PEE!"
"Oh no. *face palm* flowers go on plants NOT TREES!"
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